About One Million Bidets

I'm Chris. I bought my first Bio Bidet BB-2000 in March 2022 and haven't lived without one since. It travels with me between Michigan and Texas every year. I install it myself at my winter rentals — and yes, I filter Airbnb listings by whether the install is feasible.

One Million Bidets is the site where I write about the bidets I actually own and use. The catalog is small on purpose. It grows when I buy a new unit (or a manufacturer ships me a sample) and live with it long enough to have something honest to say.

How I review

• I only review bidets I have personally installed and used. Synthesis reviews of seats I've never sat on are not on the menu.
• I compare published spec sheets, owner manuals, and FCC filings against my actual daily-use experience.
• AI helps me research and draft — I review every piece before it goes live.
• The catalog expands when I buy a new unit, or when a manufacturer ships me a review sample I actually install and use.

How I make money

I earn commission when you click an affiliate link and buy. It doesn't cost you anything extra, and it keeps the lights on. See the full affiliate disclosure.